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I know I said one day we’re moving to Seychelles where I would develop their first and only golf course and crown myself the local island golf pro but thanks to google earth I have found a secondary location. It lies just north of the Alps in Austria, just across the Italian border. It’s a small town located on the banks of a large crystal blue lake. It already has a golf course. So, while Mandy will pick up a trade as a milk maid and the boys work the olive groves, I will tend to the grounds of the golf course and tell the locals large tales of when I was a pop icon back in America who just burnt out of the lime light and needed some aversion. I will not tell you the name of this town just in case Seychelles doesn’t work out but I’ve left you enough clues to follow if you really want to find me.
