7 arbitrary things i’m proud of

1. My beard growing abilities. It’s almost as if it takes no effort or thought.
2. That I can say I remember when Vanilla Ice was legitimately “cool”.
3. I learned how to work hard at a young age.
4. That I know how to cook ethnic food…. besides Spaghettios.
5. That I did 20 push ups with my 55.6 lb. Seven year old on my back…. and didn’t break a sweat.
6. To be an Amer’can … thank you Lee Greenwood for the inspiration.
7. To say I don’t believe in sasquatch but I sure do want to.

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